Gabe's Blog

OK, for all who are not familiar with this, James Clague and I have been creating "Rules to live by" which are different rules we feel will make the world a better place...or at least we hope they will. Read them, enjoy them, take them to heart, and tell us what you think :)

Rules to live by:

Rules to live by, #1: "NO!! Your not a fish so don't try to breath under water. IT'S A BAD IDEA AND WILL NOT END WELL!!!"

Rules to live by, #2: Treading water only works if you know how to do it!

Rules to live by, #3: "That's a bad idea, SO DON'T DO IT!!!!"

Rules to live by, #4:"I don't care how good it looks and smells, THAT SOAP BAR WILL NEVER TASTE LIKE ORANGES!!!

Rules to live by, #5:"I don't care how loud you scream at the tv, computer, your iPod, or your phone, YOUR STILL NOT WINNING THE GAME!!!!"

Rules to live by, #6:"Never play Monopoly with a math teacher...it will not end well for you."

Rules to live by, #7:"NO! Your not a bird either. Jumping off of a cliff can and will end in death no matter how hard you flap your wings!"